PaigeDot

And it begins...

Go figure, a handful of people (read:2) people think I'm funny; one managed to convince me to actually start a public blog. Essentially, this will be filled with a plethora of pointless drivel that you may not find humorous unless you actually know me.

And just in case you don't know me personally, there's a few things about me you should know upfront.

--I'm a caffeine addict. I cannot make it through the day without at least one Red Bull or three cups of coffee. I used to be the girl out who would have a cup of coffee in one hand and a Bud Light in the other, but God bless Budweiser for creating Bud Extra. Now I can hold two Bud Extras rather than one beer and a coffee.

--My grammar may suck, my spelling may suck, and I don't care. Back in high school, I rocked at English, and then I took shorthand, which screwed it all up. Thanks NEHS for making me a grammar window-licker. If you don't like how I write, then don't read my posts.

--I have a college degree, but currently I am choosing not to utilize it. I receive a lot of criticism for this, mainly from my family, but they'll get over it. I tried the real world for about seven months and didn't like it very much, so I went back to being a full-time bartender. And I'm happy.

--I currently live in a city where it snows at the end of April. In September, I'm moving to a city 2,517 miles away where it doesn't snow at all.

--I love to snowboard and I love to surf. I suck at both.

--I can dance. Or at least I think I can, but hell, anyone can dance after five Bud Extras.

--I will not drive anything but a Jeep. I tried a BMW for a while, and hated it.

--I can be snobby at times. In college, a girlfriend of mine and I called ourselves "elitists" and wrote "Elitists 4 Eva" on our Spanish Culture notebooks. I miss her and I miss college. In reality, I don't have a whole lot to be stuck-up about and I know this, but it's still fun. Try it some time

--If you email me, I'll try to respond. I do most of my correspondence after coming home from the bar, so the email with either be non-coherent or full of "Love yas"

--I don't care if I offend you.

With all that known, feel free to ask me questions. I may not give answers, but if you catch me with enough alcohol or not enough caffeine, I'll completely let you into my life.

posted by Paige @ 4:03 PM