PaigeDot

Tonight's Conversation

Biter and I work awesome together. We have higher sales, tips, and hours than any other employees, especially nights we work together (essentially every night).

Anyhow, had to brag about that, but on to the point.
Every night that there's an Indians game on, the guys sit and drink and watch until it's over. So of course, we love nights that the game ends early. Tonight, it went over.

Biter came behind the bar and says, "The baseball game is in overtime."

Me: "Um, sweetheart, it's extra innings, not overtime."
B: "Huh?"
Me: "In baseball, they don't have overtime. They have extra innings."
B: "Hah, ok, cool."
Me: "I wouldn't expect you to know, it's ok. OH FUCK, does that mean I'm a lesbian because I know that?"
B: "Yep. HAH."

And for the record, the Biter is the straightest gay man I know (I swear he's straight, he just likes to sleep with hot men) and I am not a lesbian.

posted by Paige @ 11:34 PM