Ball Sack Smack
Anyone who dates me puts up with a lot of shit. (I know you're all nodding your heads right now.)Last night, while trying to sleep in my three-thousand degree so muggy that the cat is sweating apartment, Boyfriend started playing with my jammas. As in. trying to give me the wedgie from hell.
I reached back to smack his hand and instead smacked him square in the balls. He screamed in terror, fell off the bed, and rolled around on the floor (I'd say like a little pussy, but I really do feel bad about it)
Fourteen hours later, he's still in pain, but up and moving around.
I didn't want kids anyhow.
posted by Paige @ 2:20 PM
1 Comments:
*hugs* I hope he feels better now...*laughs* I do that to shannon when we are asleep all the time, and my knee finds his balls when tickles me (never on purpose) maybe that is just a hazard of dating?
~heidi
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