PaigeDot

I Am NOT High Maintenance

Six months ago I was called high maintenance because I carry a large purse. Then, a few weeks ago, the boyfriend called me it also. I'm here to tell you I'm not, thank you.

I mean, I have to carry a big purse to fit my leather Hilfiger wallet, my cell phone, and my Sidekick II in. And just because I won't go anywhere without my cell phone, or for that matter, lipgloss, I am not high maintenance.

And just because I use a pink iPod enclosed in a pink leather case for my Jeep stereo, I am not high maintenance.

Maybe I enjoyed a veggie wrap with fat free tomato dressing and a skim chai latte for lunch.

And just because my moisturizer costs over ten dollars, I am not high maintenance.

So what if I change my hair color every six weeks and my straightening iron is valued at over $100?

My toenails are perfectly french manicured, but I totally deserve it.

And yeah, I may have a shopping problem. Ok, and so I enjoy almost the same benefits the members do where I'm employed.

And just because I have more clothes in stock than The Gap, I mean, come on, I'm not.

I can't be high maintenance. I mean, there's a Convertible Mercedes Coupe sitting in my driveway, but I'd rather drive my Jeep any day. So of course I'm not!

posted by Paige @ 6:09 PM