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You Know You Went To Behrend If...

You go to Behrend, NOT Penn State Erie
Three feet of snow only means leaving 20 minutes earlier for class
You’ve seen Karen run
The scary black has cursed you out
You’ve used a Dobbins tray to sled down the slope behind Science
You still don’t understand why Senat doesn’t have an ‘e’ at the end of it
You don’t refer to the apartments by their names. At all.
The mere mention of the name Jimmy Z brings a tear to your eye and a warm feeling to your heart.
Immediately following the feeling, you begin to crave Coney’s.
You give three shits less what’s going on at University Park. Behrend’s better anyway.
Facebook is the bible and you do not go four hours without checking to see if someone new added you.
One word. Slobbins.
You drop a class the minute you realize Red Beard’s in it.
You’ve made fun of the kids that play ‘Magic the Gathering’ outside of Bruno’s.
Sitting in Bruno’s for hours waiting for a friend to give you a ride up the hill is a daily event.
You don’t interact with the engineers.
You’ve had class in a barn.
You’ve swam in the Glenhill pool.
You’ve gotten completely shitfaced in the gorge.
Apartment hopping is better than sex.
You’ve taken Intro to Philosophy just to stare at Dr. Shaw.
You make fun of the ‘smart kids’ in Almy. Then drink their beer.
Dining on Peach Street is a good night out.
Frat hopping requires four tanks of gas.
You’ve been to a graffiti party.
You’ve told the RA busting you that you go to Mercyhurst or Gannon.
You dread class in Library 12.
You professors still refer to ‘Kochel ‘ as ‘Academic’
You dread class even more in Junker 4.
You’ve walked to Junker in eight feet of snow, in a snowsuit, to strip down to shorts and t shirt just to burn off calories.
You wait three hours after working out for a ride back up the hill.
You’ve parked in a 15 minute spot because you were too drunk or lazy to park in Ohio lot.
You only took Spanish to learn the dirty words. De rodillas.
You spend hours on end figuring out how to get the cute guy sitting in front of you in Econ to notice you.
You only go to Econ for the cute guy.
You feel bad for people from other campuses because they couldn’t hack it at Behrend.
You know We are NOT Penn State. We’re better.
You think all people from Edinboro are hippies and don’t party with them because they’re amateurs.
A quiet night at home involves a case of beast ice, half your floor and four pizzas from Jimmy’s (refer to number 8)
You refer to the coffee in Bruno's as either 'Seattle's Worst' or 'Seattles Beast'
You’ve spent the last ten minutes reading this and completely agree.


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posted by Paige @ 12:18 AM