Monday, May 23, 2005

When Pollocks Dine

My dad and I have a great relationship. Sorta. Ok, not always, or at all. He bribed me tonight with dinner; of course I obliged. (I rarely turn down free food)

Over the course of conversation, the following lines came up:

"Goddamn Democrat"
"That other daughter of yours needs slapped upside the head"
"Stupid Pollock"
"Of course he's an asshole, he's related to you"
"You're lucky to have a daughter like me"
"Oh, so there's a hit on my life now?"
"Fuggoff" (finger included)

Our poor waitress.

1 Comments:

At 6:30 PM, Blogger Dennis Weed said...

'Access Hollywood' is reporting that 'When Pollocks Dine' has been picked up by Fox as a Summer replacement series and can been seen on Mondays after 'The Simple Life.'
Paris Hilton told Us Weekly that childhood chum Paige was her first choice as her Simple co-star, but the wild rock child turned down the opportunity to star in her own series.

 

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