Signal Not Strong Enough?
A local cell phone company has a radio ad that goes a little like this:Guy: "Hi (chick's name). What are you up to tonight?"
Girl: "Washing my hair."
Guy: "After that?"
Girl: "Washing my dog's hair."
Guy: "Oh. And after that?"
Girl: "Vacuuming."
Guy: "Oh. Right....after that?"
Girl: "SLEEPING."
Guy: "So, do you want to go out another night?"
Announcer: Some signals just aren't strong enough...blah blah blah, our service rules, even thought it actually sucks monkey tit.
This ad cracks me up because I know someone just like this. This person just...doesn't get it. (Before you spaz out that it's you, it's not. Unless it is.)

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